I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
aw yeah i just bought myself a ben&jerry ice cream
oooh it has a spoon inside fuck yeah this is awesome i don’t even have to go up to get a spoon
what the fuck is this wooden stick where is my spoon
tHIS ISN’T A MOTHERFUCKING SPOON HAVE YOU EVER EVEN SEEN A SPOON
